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Sssooo....the assignment was to go to Snopes.com and combine two urban legends. The ones I have here are "Bert and Ernie are gay and going to get married", and "ex-girlfriend dumps manure on bride during wedding". But mostly "Bert and Ernie are gay and are going to get married". (Untrue, by the way, but hilarious.)
It turned more into trying to make an image that would upset all the parents that were so paranoid about finding gay things in what their kids were watching, they made it up themselves.

Ink and Watercolor.
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